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The rumors are not true, people.

Manny Ramirez's pinneal gland is so advanced that it creates substances that modern medice has yet to identify.

Simple explanations.

Did you know that Manny Ramirez knows all the rules to Calvinball?

That is what an advanced degree from the Sorbone will get you.

Kanye West and Manny Ramirez met only once...

but the experience so shook the former that he crafted his greatest in a galaxy of hit songs, "RoboCop" off his 2008 album, 808s & Heartbreak.

The chorus, so reminiscent of the romantic maelstrom that lies at the heart of the greatest Euro-Disco hits, was actually based on a computerised breakdown of Manny's swing, converted into wave-form.

Did you know that Manny Ramirez carries around approximately $200 specifically for panhandlers?

only in $5 denominations, and only with serial numbers that end in 7.

Otherwise, he will tell you, what is the point?

Although contemporary accounts neglect to mention him,

Manny WAS the DJ at the now fabled Monster Mash, working the wheels of steel as a favour for his cousin, the Wolfman.

The beats WERE pumping, the ladies WERE bumping and fourteen separate (monster) witnesses were able to confirm that Manny was seen leaving the party in the company of the very comely Ms. Creature of the Black Lagoon.

Manny Ramirez did not kill the Zodiac Killer,

however, like a Grendel, he does have his arm mounted on the wall of his garage.