Did you know that Manny Ramirez's favorite song to sing at karaoke is "Cryin" by Aerosmith?

Did you know that every friday Manny Ramirez reenacts George Eliot's "Middlemarch" with his four cats?

Let us make something clear.

Manny doesn't need your votes, he doesn't want your votes.

All he wants is your love. Why can't you open your heart to that?

California does not need a bailout.

Manny Ramirez is currently discussing with all interested parties the ideal balance of spending and tax rates. He did not go to the Sorbonne for nothing.

Manny is now mired in fifth in All-Star Balloting.

THIS IS NOT MY FAULT:




Manny knows that sometimes you can't get what you want (like his lucky 13th All Star appearance or me getting to see Randy Johnson pitch his 300th win):

Did you know that Manny Ramirez issues his own currency?

Manny is well aware that you can vote 25 times per email address in the All-Star balloting.

He is also aware that his name remains on the ballot, his current sabbatical notwithstanding.

But he won't tell you how to live your life. That is not his way.