A letter from a reader inquired whether Manny Ramirez has contacted us about this blog

Well, GoldFoLezz from Trenton, I'm sorry, but even if one of the great marble blocks that Manny Ramirez carves all of his correspondence on (with his fingernails) was delivered - as per his custom - by a lavender hearse bearing cleverly designed robot messengers to the Manny Fuckin' Ramirez FACT-ory (our home base in the South Sea), it would be a severe breach of etiquette to tell fucking readers about it.