We have all these myths and legends, and cauterise our lives with television and movies...

but we ignore a real hero who walks among us even today.

Manny "Rex" Ramirez has lived a life that spurns the petty fictions of fantasy. He has:

• broken into Kim Jong Il's extensive and beloved DVD collection and liberated Il's ill-gotten copy of Jerry McGuire for America.
• midwifed the reborn Jesus Christ and got the quickly-to-age messiah a supervisor job at McDick's.
• routinely delighted fans by crushing diamonds into convenient-to-burn coal.
• AND SO MUCH MORE!!!